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bmarg12387: I went to the bar at the pool for a drink. After I ordered the drink I noticed this older man sitting there having a drink. His eyes caught mine like a magnet. I looked into his eyes forgetting how to think, how to do anything. He told
fuckholes-tits: Why don’t you wear your waitress number, dumb whore. Go back to the kitchen and write a W on your right tit and a 11 on your left tit. So customers know by whom they have ordered their drinks….you’re name is W11.
HER: “Do you need more ice?” ME: “Nope, I’m good.” HER: “Are you taking a photo of my ass?” ME: “Maybe.” HER: “Cool.” ———————— NSFW Undies now available in three different styles! Order yours today! Can you believe
So, will you be ordering one for yourself, or becoming one? Decisions decisions.
stewardessesandassortedothers: pussyandcum: A waitress at a blowjob bar. Here, you can order a drink and tip the waitresses for a hot, slurpy bareback blowjob… right at the bar. Best. Bar. Ever. i highly doubt that. but fantastic babe anyways.
dominica-drinks-cum-caps: Welcome back to SUPERIOR BLACK FEMALES sissification program! She’s gorgeous!
A drunk man who hadn’t even introduced himself started finger banging my wife as she bent over the bar to order a drink. She just propped herself on her elbows and looked back at him with a “I’m about to cum” face.
whitetrashcumsluts: Cum sluts would love to be able to order that drink at their favorite bar.
grover3: fagpunishment: Two Men demonstrate how to train a fag. The blindfolded fag gets face-fucked and then is ordered to drink a glass of one of the Men’s piss. It is ordered to drink it all down, but it leaves a couple of drops, so they strap
ruffrob3535: kinkpig: I would pay good money to get this kind of abuse fagpunishment: Two Men demonstrate how to train a fag. The blindfolded fag gets face-fucked and then is ordered to drink a glass of one of the Men’s piss. It is ordered to
a bitter trade and Sorry, Master ordered it… by Rukifox
Summer Series: Mistress Nadine has some drink orders for her slave.
I’d been starting to wish I’d never signed up for urinal duty. I mean, it’s still a kink for me—it turns me on to no end when I get my order to kneel and serve my roommates—but sometimes there can be too much of a good thing. Said roommates
angelbabe420:i wanna be dominated in non sexual parts of my life pick out my outfits order my drinks for me tie my hands up and gag me while we’re watching a movie together y'know that kinda thing
Amy’s cousin found it difficult to stop watching Amy’s husband.She could go ahead and order a drink from the bartender.It’s not like Amy’s husband would not continue his tortured crawl across the floor dragging the weights attached to his balls
fattyprincess0: When you order 3 drinks with your food so the person taking your order doesn’t realize you’re getting all the food for yourself Or if you’re me you just go. “And one large unsweet tea. Oh and can I add another 20 piece
trashfirefallon: glumshoe:I ordered a drink the other night and paid in cash and counted each bill I handed the bartender out loud in a Count Von Count voice. “Three! Three dollars! Ah ah ah ah!”At least they didn’t think your id was fake.
drinking-tea-at-midnight-deacti:iamoutofideas:iamoutofideas:divine0men:striders:(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please Ssmackdonaldsor if this was an anime, swackdonalds
catesstrophe: today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush
nohetero-superpotterlock: catesstrophe: today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink
herowire: Superheroes and Liquor While Supes may not be able to get crunk with the best of them I do believe that he would Superapprove of these awesome shot glasses. You can snag this full set for ฮ on Etsy. He even seems to do custom orders in
angelpassing: angelpassing: angelpassing: is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink
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officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar. she orders one drink oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person. she has multiple relationships to
ragingbeard: I always pictured this happening every time he was wearing a helmet.
dumbasschronicles: catesstrophe: today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i
goodenoughforjazz: i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes”
ORDERING A DRINK AT CIRQUE LE SOIR
tophervictor: Looking forward to ordering another drink🍹 #Cozumel #Disney #DisneyWonder (at Paradise Beach Cozumel)https://www.instagram.com/p/BsT014RhsFO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1obciln3vjbs4
theyellowbrickroad: i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like
spiroandthelacktones: A trans woman in a bar orders a drink, the bartender asks if she wants a chaser, she says “no thanks, I already get plenty of those “
eatercising: Drinking and driving is so fucking selfish
theyellowbrickroad: i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch
mrsfscottfitzgerald:I just spit out my drink Lol!
wellfuckedgirls666: myeroticbunny: I ordered another drink because I needed it and waited. Soon I received this; “My first load safely in her belly, I want you to see, before it happens, how she will be accepting my next loads of cum. Burn this image
it never ends.∞
thetimelorddetectiveangel: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar. she orders one drink oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person. she has multiple relationships
mysticgirlsperfection: Ordering a drink
Anyone who goes out with me knows I order this drink every time at the bar. The drink was invented by a bartender to serve Shirley in the 30s so a very honorable rest in peace to this cutie and her delicious drink! 🙌 #shirleytemple
gymratskip: londonboy45:“I order fruit drinks to help my friend’s juice shop. Everyone thinks they’ll look like this if they drink them.”“Yes, they do, don’t they?”I totally agree with you londonboy45.” “Muscle mags feature roided
